Bud's dog had been jumping around all day and looking good; then
suddenly passed out. Bud grabbed the dog and headed for the Vet.
The Vet examined the dog and exclaimed, "this dog is dead!".
Bud said,"Your crazy! That dog is only two years old and has always
been healthy" The Vet said, "Well, I'll try again".
After looking over the dog for the second time he confirmed his
diagnoses. "The dog is dead." Bud couldn't accept this, so the Vet
said he could try *one* other thing. He went to the back room and
came back with a cat. He laid the cat on the dog and the cat started
biting and scratching the dog... jumping from one end of the dog to
the other. No response! The Vet said, "that dog is dead."
Finally, Bud said "I guess your right,...how much do I owe you?". The
Vet said,"$325.00." "Why so much?", asked Bud. The Vet said,"$25.00
for the Exam..... and $300 for the Cat scan."