AMAZING DOG TAILS!
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a bulldog that is sleeping?
A bulldozer.
How does a sheltie stop a VCR?
He presses the paws button.
What would you call a cold puppy setting on a rabbit?
A chili dog on a bun.
What do you get when you cross a sheltie with a hen?
Pooched eggs.
What's the difference between a sheltie and a painter?
One sheds his coat and the other coats his shed.
What's Lassie's favorite vegetable?
Collie-flower.
What did the sheltie say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough! Rough!
Where should you never take a sheltie?
To the flea market.
What do you call a three-legged Sheltie?
Skippy.
Why did the Dalmatian go to the cleaner's?
His coat had spots all over it.
What has a coat all winter and pants in the summer?
A Sheltie.
Why did the man bring his sheltie to the railroad station?
To train him.
What dog keeps the best time?
A watchdog.
Where does a dog go when he looses his tail?
A retail store.
What anamal should your sheltie never play cards with?
A cheetah.
THATS ALL FOLKS!
