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Charles Darwin
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"The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man."
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SqueakyChu
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3/26/2002
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Said by many people, different ways
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I saw this on a T Shirt. It was ment for cats, but you can say it for anything.
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"Hamsters are like Potato Chips. You can't have just one"
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  Hammy_Gal89
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1/25/2007
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"And that is a what?"
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James C. Lewis
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It's big... It's round... It's furry... It's A HAMSTER!!!
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Guide_MyBot
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4/13/2002
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"Managed Care", The Washington Post Magazine, October 15, 2000
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Dave Barry
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Description of health care in the United States years ago.
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"But the point is, back then, you had just one doctor, who treated everybody in your family for everything: flu, appendicitis, insanity, hamster ailments, transmission trouble, whatever."
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SqueakyChu
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3/24/2002
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"Small Homes = Crazy"
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Writer's of "Girlfriends". Spoken by Toni
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Ok, if your not familiar with the UPN show "Girlfriends" u may not get this one. Maya has moved into a REALLY small apartment and is telling her friends how lonely she is in her house. This is Toni's response to her.
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"Girl, that's why hamsters go crazy. You can't live in a home that small. Get yourself a wheel or something!"
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jloandbudgies
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7/15/2005
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"Snake Food"
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Writer's of Girlfriends.
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Lynn had been house-sitting and had fed the home owners hamster to their pet snake on accident.
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"The note just said "feed snake hamster". If they wanted me to feed them both they should have put "and"."
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jloandbudgies
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7/21/2005
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"The Simpsons"
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Bart Simpson
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Lines on the classroom blackboard
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"Hamsters cannot fly."
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knottyceltic66
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2/20/2004
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"The Snake Spell" Ghost of a Smile (New York: Kodansha International, 2000)
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Deborah Bolivar Boehm
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"After coping with all these setbacks, Bronwyn barely had time to pull on a hamster-colored corduroy pinafore over a high-necked silk blouse in gerbil gray before she heard a horn honking outside the little garden cottage where she lived."
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SqueakyChu
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7/16/2001
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"Uncommon Scents" The Washington Post, March 1, 2001
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Alona Wartofsky
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Describes a quote about fragrances from Christopher Brosius, founder of Demeter Fragrance Library, a "library" of 1,300 scents in East Village, New York
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"One person's cedar is another person's hamster cage."
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SqueakyChu
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3/24/2002
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"You Can't Over Love Your Underwear"
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I guess the Hanes Fruit
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This songis on a commercial for Hanes underwhere. Apparently the fruit made a music video, and these were part of the lyrics to the song.They mentionthe boy's hamster. It's real funny if you hear them sing it.
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"And even though his hamster died/ he finds comfort in them/ I swear/ Cuz you can't over love your underwear"
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jloandbudgies
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7/13/2005
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A Prayer for Owen Meany
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John Irving
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Description of an egraved block of granite given as a wedding gift
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"It looked like a tombstone for a cherished pet--at best, a marker for a stillborn child, but more appropriate for a cat or a hamster"
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SqueakyChu
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3/24/2002
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Me Talk Pretty One Day
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David Sedaris
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A young man's music teacher asks him to name his guitar.
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"'Maybe I'll call it Oliver', I said. That was the name of my hamster, and I was used to saying it."
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SqueakyChu
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9/28/2004
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The Cheese Monkeys
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Chip Kidd
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A resident assistant comforts a college freshman who just learns he has, not one, but two roommates.
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"'Sorta thing happens all the time!' he said in his fire-alarm voice, as if living like a clump of newborn hamsters in a shoebox was a cherished State tradition."
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SqueakyChu
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9/28/2004
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The Corrections
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Jonathan Frantzen
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The father is eating his breakfast.
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"Alfred was shoveling up his hamster-pellet All-Bran and drinking his morning drink of hot milk and water."
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SqueakyChu
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8/30/2002
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The World According To Garp
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John Irving
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"He remembered that Duncan, like a hamster, stored things in the bottom of his sleeping bag and crawled into the nest with them."
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SqueakyChu
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10/23/2000
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White Oleander
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Janet Fitch
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"A cricket or night bird was making squeaky sounds like a hamster going around a wheel."
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SqueakyChu
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10/23/2000
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An excuse for if you want to get out of going somewhere
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Martha Bolton in Brio Magazine's July 2000 Cafeteria Lady column
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I'd go, but my hamster suffers from separation anxiety and can't be left alone that long."
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GumonyerShoe
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6/30/2000
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Hamsters feature in computer game instructions!
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Magic the Gathering Online game
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Choosing a name....
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The name you enter here is what you’ll be known as on Magic Online. Everyone will see it–opponents, friends, arch-nemesis…everyone. If you don’t wantto be known as “Hamster” for your entire Magic Online existence, then don’t choose that name.
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Jo_1968
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5/17/2004
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Home Improvment
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The Writers (I Think)
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what happened was Brad was sent home with a letter from school for punching a kid. When Jill sees it, she asks what he was thinking. Tim acts like heis looking into Brads brain and says this...
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"Looks like ths hamsters off the wheel."
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Hammy_Gal89
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1/25/2007
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Motherhood, the Second Oldest Profession, Chapter 8 (1983)
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Erma Bombeck
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With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It's all there. The fruit flies hovering over the waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom.
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Lari
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11/17/2002
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'Mr. Gilfil's Love Story ' Scenes of Clerical Life,
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George Eliot (1819-1880)
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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
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SqueakyChu
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6/29/2002
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Quote
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Brownie (me)
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If I died tomorrow, I'd leave my room and belongings to my hamster
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Brownie
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8/21/2003
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the more...
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unknown (it was from a jokebook)
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you forget and the less you know in the end... so why bother learning?
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GruntingCrazy_Trazy
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3/21/2005
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The Pacifier
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Writer's of the movie, I guess.
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Vice principal finds a Swatztika in a boy's locker and is confronting his guardian. Don't worry, the boy ends up just being in the musical "The SoundOf Music" and was playing a Nazi. He wasn't really one!!
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"If it were a girly magazine or a hamster, fine, but this is repulsive!"
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jloandbudgies
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7/14/2005
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This is very mean, but still, a hammie quote :p
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www.funnyforwards.com
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Various ways to call someone stupid
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*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead*
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Sarah B
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5/5/2002
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Twin babies=Hamster Triplets
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On Full House TV Show
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Becky having Twins
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DJ: "Becky's having her twins" Kimmy "Oh, I can help, my hamster just had triplets!"
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SlickSparkz
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8/20/2004
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