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Here's the laugh	A singing hamster! Hilarios!
Submitted by	hsmrox9
Submitted on	3/18/2007

Here's the laugh	a girl and her hamster at the petstore geting a tore~~!
Submitted by	Lou-Fleming
Submitted on	3/2/2006

Here's the laugh	A girl takes her pet hamster to the park the hamster yells to the nearst dog there and says ''Ya may be mans best friend but I'm womens and maybe mans best friend I bet you don't have to differn't kind of people loving you''. A little girl about six or three runs to the dog and hugs and pets it. (The hamster's mouth is wide open.) then the girl yells at the hamster saying "Moma look a rat"!! hamster "Who ya calling a rat"! The girl hears "Squeek,squeek,squeek,squeetedy". Girl 'Moma look it's making a funny noise he,he,he". Hamster "What"?!!! Then faints.
Submitted by	HamsterLoverGirl
Submitted on	1/7/2003

Here's the laugh	A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, is my beer on the house?" "We'll see," says the bartender. The guy pulls a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play. "Impressive," says the bartender, "but I'll need to see more." "Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River". A patron jumps up from his table and shouts, "That's absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100 right now for the frog." "Sold," says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. "It's none of my business," says the bartender, "but you just gave away a fortune." "Not really," says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist."
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	2/23/2002

Here's the laugh	A Guy Walks Into This Bar. The Bartender Says " Cute Hamster. What's It's Name?" After Taking A Sip Of Beer The Guy Said " Chet. He Can Sing Christmas Songs If You Put A Hot Match Under His Foot." Then They Guy Puts A Match Under The Hamsters Right Foot. The Hamster Sings "Jingle Bells" Leaving The Bartender Gawking, The Guy Puts A Match On The Left Foot. The Hamster Sings " Winter Wonderland" Suddenly, The Bartender Says, " What Doe's He Sing When You Put A Match BETWEEN His Feet?" I Dunno. Lets See" Says The Guy As He Puts The Match Between The Poor Hamsters Legs. Suddenly He Stars To Sing A Familiar Song, "Chets Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire".
Submitted by	Samii
Submitted on	2/17/2005

Here's the laugh	a hamster being walked on a leash and harness to get "fresh air"
Submitted by	mech
Submitted on	3/31/2002

Here's the laugh	a hamster in the wall-mart store buying it's own food and toy's!
Submitted by	Lou-Fleming
Submitted on	3/2/2006

Here's the laugh	a hamster patient enough to put up with a very bored 6 year old dressing her in barbie clothes complete with hat and shoes
Submitted by	mech
Submitted on	3/31/2002

Here's the laugh	A hamster singing! Hilarios
Submitted by	hsmrox9
Submitted on	3/18/2007

Here's the laugh	as I quoote my little taffy "ho hum ho hum let me out let me out!! hmm whats that you got? tomato?? WHEEEEE runs in wheel must lose wheight!
Submitted by	hammyranma3
Submitted on	1/6/2002

Here's the laugh	hamster taking a bubble bath and then getting nails painted by that same bored 6 year old
Submitted by	mech
Submitted on	3/31/2002

Here's the laugh	Hmaster walking along paper with sea animals on it,comes infront of the jellyfish, and does a back flip. put hamster near jellyfish again does another back flip...again and again. :)
Submitted by	Kritter
Submitted on	9/24/2004

Here's the laugh	How do you keep a 100 pound hamster from charging? Take away its credit card!
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	2/23/2002

Here's the laugh	How do you pet a hairless hamster? With your fingers!
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	7/27/2002

Here's the laugh	Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Submitted by	Orphan000
Submitted on	11/6/2005

Here's the laugh	I bought a toad house for one of my hamsters. When i cleaned out all of the cages I noticed that ther was alot of droppings in it and none where she usualy used the bathroom. Me and my mother thought up something funy,"Instead of Toad house,she thought it was Turd house!"Gross"At least you didn't have to clean it out.I guess she likes her privacy.
Submitted by	Hamstergirl72
Submitted on	4/26/2002

Here's the laugh	I dont have an alarm clock, i have a gerbil.
Submitted by	�FAЀ�
Submitted on	8/16/2003

Here's the laugh	I just got a hamster his name is hobo.When I chose him he got on his hind legs and did a dance like a disco!:]
Submitted by	*Hobos Mom*
Submitted on	11/21/2004

Here's the laugh	I put my hamster Sherbert on my guitar, and Sherbert went over to the strings and them, and it made noise!!!
Submitted by	Sherbert
Submitted on	12/9/2007

Here's the laugh	I put taffy in front of a flaash\light once on a stage and she acted like she was performing! ;)
Submitted by	hammyranma3
Submitted on	2/14/2002

Here's the laugh	I use to have a hamster meg. well the day we found out meg was a he my sister put him in his ball and beleave it or not he got out.later we found himon his hind paws his front paws balled up tring to "punch" my sisters cat!!!
Submitted by	*Hammie Girl*
Submitted on	10/28/2004

Here's the laugh	I was taking a walk and I lost my own hamster! I worried for 7 hours and when I went to bed, I found out he was on my back the WHOLE time!!
Submitted by	hsmrox9
Submitted on	3/17/2007

Here's the laugh	If you stop Pal's wheel (on the outside of his cage) he will crawl over the bar in the middle ad go around as if his wheel were still moving!! ;)
Submitted by	PalsMom�
Submitted on	5/18/2002

Here's the laugh	Karate Hamster!!Hamster''I must karate''!!!!Now!!sniifes the air sees a guy stealing from a supper market.hamster''I'll teach you.Punchs guy saying''keigh!!!!!!! That'll teach you to steal,hey is that an apple don't mind if i do.Bites in the apple.
Submitted by	HamsterLoverGirl
Submitted on	1/20/2003

Here's the laugh	Knock, Knock. Whose there? Hamster. Hamster who? Your all crazy.
Submitted by	KhakiHamster_Freak
Submitted on	3/16/2004

Here's the laugh	Knock, knock. Who's there? Hamster. Hamster who? Ham Stir Fry not on menu. We're a kosher Chinese restaurant!
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	2/23/2002

Here's the laugh	Knock. Knock. Who's there? Wire wheel. Wire wheel who? Wire wheel all so into hamsters? (...because we love them.)
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	2/25/2002

Here's the laugh	My dwarf hamster Stareye's favorite sleeping place was on top of my other dwarf hamster, the albino Shiv. Sometimes all you could see of Shiv was her pink nose peeking out from under a mass of grey Stareye fur. If you were lucky, you could watch them at bedtime, with Stareye poking at Shiv and combing her fur into the right place, just like you might fluff a pillow!
Submitted by	Carole
Submitted on	3/16/2001

Here's the laugh	my hamster always slees on her back with her mouth open.
Submitted by	HamsterLoverGirl
Submitted on	1/20/2003

Here's the laugh	my hamster is the cutest i gave her a carrot and she was trying to get in her house with it but the carrot was side ways so it was kinda hard so her and my other hamster(berry)was eating the carrot until it was small enough .... then she went in the house
Submitted by	�ޤ��t�
Submitted on	5/13/2004

Here's the laugh	my hamster lil'o, luvs 2 sleep on his back with paws in the air while i pet his belly!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by	Brookie94
Submitted on	7/24/2006

Here's the laugh	My hamster loves her yogert treats. She loves them so much and she doesn't get them that often, that if i put one in the middle of one hand and let her climb into the other one. when i put my hands together, she runs over to the treat sit right right in the middle of both my hands and doesn't move till she's done eating. Whats even cuter is she's tippy sitting in my hands, so your see her rock back and forth and try to keep her balance. Yet, it doesn't bother her. Just as long as she gets to eat it!!!
Submitted by	Hammy_Gal89
Submitted on	8/8/2006

Here's the laugh	my hamster wakes up at 6:30 and snuggles in my bed.he wakes me up everyday without fail,u know how?he has stinky breath and his teeth are orange!so it sorta glows in the dark!
Submitted by	Asam_laksa1
Submitted on	7/20/2004

Here's the laugh	my hamster will type words on our computer!!!!
Submitted by	xoxo123
Submitted on	8/2/2000

Here's the laugh	Not really a joke but... my boyfriend gave me this birthday card: On your birthday celebrate like a hamster..... Sleep all day, party all night and let someone else clean up the mess.
Submitted by	CarrotGrower
Submitted on	7/29/2000

Here's the laugh	ok so i put a none-toxic paper ball into my hamster matthias's cage he sniffed and then took a bit at it he then with super hamster speed went backwards around a tube over his food bowl and then tunneled straight down where he sat for 2 whole minutes until i took out the ball
Submitted by	von100
Submitted on	10/10/2006

Here's the laugh	Old Lady:''Joceline can you go to the store and buy some ya-''coughs'msters''?
Submitted by	HamsterLoverGirl
Submitted on	1/2/2003

Here's the laugh	Old Lady:''Joceline can you go to the store and get me some ya-''coughs"msters
Submitted by	HamsterLoverGirl
Submitted on	1/2/2003

Here's the laugh	one day a hamster walks into a bar. Hey he said to a dog your mans best friend right! yah replied the dog. He turns to a cat and says hey your womansbest friend right?! yah anserwed the cat. So that makes me a 6 year old bored girl best friend! He screamed and walked out the door to the little girl as she got ready to put a PINK barbie dress on him.
Submitted by	hamsterbuddie
Submitted on	6/2/2002

Here's the laugh	Our girl hamster Penelope carries a small cornstarch dog bone around her cage with her. It is adorable, because it sticks out more than two inches oneither side of her body! I can't believe she has the strength to carry it. We are amused, anyway ;-)
Submitted by	Jacqueline
Submitted on	10/11/2000

Here's the laugh	Picture this: Mom and daughter hammie running in the same wheel at the same time COMPLETELY synchronized! (a team effort!)
Submitted by	meagano
Submitted on	2/28/2003

Here's the laugh	shes eating my BLEEP .. i came running when my little girl screamed . Turned out that her hamster was allowed a run about her person and it had found a loose thread on her underpants . MOMMMIEEE my hamster is eating my pantyyyyy .. yup it was stuffing the loose thread into its mouth .
Submitted by	coww_
Submitted on	8/28/2002

Here's the laugh	So...3 weeks ago...My hamster, Stephen, got lost in our basement...and we couldn't find him!..Yesterday...My dad yelled for me... and he showed me Stephen was running in our storage area...and i watched him and saw... he made a nest in a corner by our old dusty stuff... and i left food+water out in a corner 4 him to get... and when I dug him up...I saw "he" was a "she" and had 10 babies! now we call her "stephine"... sense we can not touch the babies untill 2 weeks of age... we took a little cage bar top... put it over them... gave them food+water... and cleared the spot around them!.. it's so fun to watch...but we had to wipe the dust off her back though! If you Have any ideas wut else i should do...email me at AussieShephrd911@Aol.Com... i'll post the picture soon!
Submitted by	Hammy Lover
Submitted on	12/30/2002

Here's the laugh	the great houdini in yet another escape attempt managed to stack two toilet paper rolls on top of his playground box, then climbed into the top one and rolled all the way to the floor via couch arm funny part was watching him try to walk after the tube got done spinning
Submitted by	mech
Submitted on	3/31/2002

Here's the laugh	these is not a hamster joke but here. Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Submitted by	Orphan000
Submitted on	11/6/2005

Here's the laugh	THEY ARE FUNNY TO WATCH ON THE WHEEL
Submitted by	VickyJMarshall1
Submitted on	4/26/2005

Here's the laugh	This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
Submitted by	cRaYoNPuPpYPoWeR
Submitted on	11/8/2003

Here's the laugh	This is sooo funny! My new hamster was in his ball and my cat comes in so my hamster rolls towards my cat . My cat stares at Sable(my hamster) and myhamster chanrges at my cat and he takes off running and tearing around the hall way corner
Submitted by	-J�m��-
Submitted on	12/25/2003

Here's the laugh	Three men walk into a forest. Their names are Shut Up,Manners and Stupid. While walking in the woods Stupid gets lost,and Manners goes to look for Stupid. While Shut Up goes to the ranger station. Whats your name asked the ranger. Shut Up,he answered. I have to know your name what is it?,asked the ranger getting annoyed. Shut Up! he repeated. Wheres your manners!? yelled the ranger. Out looking for stupid. Shut Up answered!!!!
Submitted by	nelstar1400
Submitted on	4/7/2002

Here's the laugh	what did the blind deaf mute orphan get for christmas?...... CANcER
Submitted by	myhamstereatschildren
Submitted on	6/26/2004

Here's the laugh	What did the hamster say when he had a heart attack? "Quick! Call the hambulance!"
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	2/23/2002

Here's the laugh	What do you call a hamster running loose around your house? A resident What do you call TWO hamsters running loose around around your house? A"couple" of residents. What do you call 20 hamsters running loose around your house? TROUBLE vision
Submitted by	mech
Submitted on	7/16/2002

Here's the laugh	What does a 100 pound hamster say? Whatever he wants!
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	2/25/2002

Here's the laugh	Whats funny about Minnie is, that when shes awake somtimes she will climb the wire part of the habitrail safari cage and she'll just lean over and fall in behind the wheel and she would just get squished there..it looks so funny! then she stays there for a bit, her paws sticking out of the cage then she just pushes herself over and she falls on the floor, what a silly hamster :-)
Submitted by	strawberry_butterfly
Submitted on	5/11/2002

Here's the laugh	When I give my hamster a carrot,we play tug-of-war,and when he does get it, he tries to stuff it in his cheeks,and about 4 centimeters would be sticking out of his cheek!
Submitted by	DanielleMellow4ever14
Submitted on	9/1/2005

Here's the laugh	When I was a kid, I had a hamster who would climb up to her lookout tower each time I played music by Gloria Estefan! It was like she was listening :-)
Submitted by	Andie M.
Submitted on	10/26/2000

Here's the laugh	When my hamster Snickerdoodle gets tired of running in her wheel, she gets off, lays on her back in the cornefr beside it, and kicks it so it keeps spinning.
Submitted by	Reject27
Submitted on	6/28/2004

Here's the laugh	When Paws was young and I only had him for a few months we took him up to my grammas. When we got back we placed his cage in a room and looked into one of the box compartment,there was little paws lieing on his back all four paws stuck up in the air. My mom and i looked at him and thought the long trip had stressed him and he had died. Then all of a sudden Paws leaps to his feet and looks around him as if saying "Where am I"
Submitted by	_Beckmyster_1
Submitted on	9/18/2003

Here's the laugh	When should hamsters use umbrellas? When it's raining cats and dogs!
Submitted by	SqueakyChu
Submitted on	2/23/2002

Here's the laugh	Why did the hamster cross the road?
Submitted by	hamsterlover25
Submitted on	3/4/2004

Here's the laugh	Why did the hamster cross the road? Because the chicken had gone to do something else!
Submitted by	hamsterlover25
Submitted on	3/4/2004

Here's the laugh	why did the hamster?
Submitted by	myhamstereatschildren
Submitted on	6/26/2004

Here's the laugh	why did the turtle cross the road? ( because he wanted to stop the man) lol!!!
Submitted by	cheergirl0
Submitted on	6/12/2006

Here's the laugh	Why should a king not play cards with a toilet? (Because the Toilet always gets a royal flush)
Submitted by	XxMy_Hamster_MoexX
Submitted on	4/19/2002

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