1. ?? se ???e? ?a ??µ??e?? p?? e?sa? ?esß?a;
??? p??? ta ?d?a. ?p??e?? ?a µ?? pe?? p?? s?? p??????e ?a ß?e?? ete??f???f????/?; ??p?? de? ??e?? ß?e? t?? ?at?????? ?????p?;
2. ?? ?µ?f???f???? (???a??e? ?a? ??t?e?) e??a? ap?t??esµa ???????e?a? µe a?ta????? µ?t??a ?a? ad??aµ?? ?a?a?t??a pat??a;
???e ????. ??a????? ap? ???????e?e? µe pa??t???? µ?t??e? ?a? a?ta??????? pate??de?. ??a st??µ?… ??µ??? ap? ???????e?e? µe ?pe?????t???? ade?f?? ?a? a???????t??? ade?f???… ? µ?p??, µe ?a??ste??µ??a ?ad??f?a. ????? p??t??, ??a ??a fta?e? ? s????? t?? ???????e?a?!
3. ??p?? ? ?µ?f???f???a e??a? ?????? as???e?a;
???, a??? ? ?µ?f?ß?a e??a?.
4. ?p???e? st?? ?esß?e? t? ste?e?t?p? t?? µa??a??? µe t?? pa????ft?;
?a?, ??’ a?t? p??se?e t? ?e?!
5. G?at? ?? ?esß?e? ????et??? t?? s?µpe??f??? t?? a?t???;
G?a ?a s?a?da?????? t?? ete??, pe????e?;
6. ?p???e? p??a??t?ta a? se ap?p?a??s??? ?a ???e?? ?esß?a;
??p?? µ?? ???ete ??p??a p??tas?;
7. ?? s?µa??e? «?µ?f???f???? t?? ?t????pa?»;
?? p????µe ta p???µata ap? t?? a???. ?ta? ??µe p?? ??a? ?µ?f???f???? e??a? t?? ?t????pa?, t?te s?µa??e? p?? st? sp?t? t?? ??e? t??????st?? µ?a ap? a?t?? t?? te??st?e? e?t????sµ??e? ?t????pe? p?? µp??e?? ?a µpe?? µ?sa ????? ?a ???d??e?e?? ?a ???st??se?? p??? se ??p??? pap??ts? ? ?a s?? ß?e? t? µ?t? ap? ??p??a ??eµ?st?a. ??ßa?a, a??µa ?a? se µ?a t?t??a ?t????pa de? ???t??e?? ap? ??e?st?f?ß???? t?se?? µet? ap? ??µp?s? ??a. ? a???e?a e??a? p?? p???e?ta? ??a ?µ?f???f??? p?? p??spa?e? ?a ??at?se? ???f? t?? se???a???? t?? p??sa?at???sµ?.
8. ???a ? s?µas?a t?? s?µa?a? µe t? ??????? t???;
? s?µa?a µe t? ??????? t??? a?t?p??s?pe?e? t?? d?af??et???? ????t???e? ?a? eµpe???e? µ?a? ?????t?ta? p?? apa?t??eta? ap? ?esß?e?, gay ??t?e?, aµf?se???a?????? ??p. ??ßa?a, a? ?p???e ?a? ste??te?? s??e??as?a µeta?? t???, ta p???µata ?a ?ta? p??? ?a??te?a…
9. G?at? ?? ?esß?e?, ?? aµf?se???a????? (???a??e? ?a? ??t?e?) ?a? ?? gay ??t?e? ???s?µ?p????? t?? ??? queer;
G?at? e??a? p??? p?? e????? ?a pe??????e?? µ?a ???????? ?????t?ta µe µ?a ???? pa?? ?a ???s?µ?p???se?? ??a µa??????? ?p??: «?esß?a??, aµf?se???a????, gay ?a? t?a?se???a???? ?????t?ta». ??? ?e???? p?? e?µaste p????s????? ?????p?? ?a? de? ????µe ????? ??a ??s?µ?.
10. ?? s?µa??e? ? ???? straight;
?t? ?a? ? ???? e??e?a ??aµµ?, µ??? p?? de? ??e???eta? ?a d?s??µe ?aµ?a e????s?.
11. ?? s?µa??e? queen;
??a? gay ??t?a? µe e??e?t???? s?µpe??f??? ?a? a?t???e?? f??s?µ? a? t?? ?????se??.
12. ??? ???? ?? ?esß?e?;
St? ??eß?t?, t??????st?? t??? p??t??? µ??e? µ?a? s??s??. ?et? µeta??µ????? se µe?a??te?? sp?t?.
13. ??? ???? ?? gay ??t?e?;
St? s????a.
14. St?? s??se?? a?t??? p???? ß???e? ta s???p?d?a ?a? p???? a?a?aµß??e? t? ?a????sµa;
??te p??? ?? ß????????? ?????. ?ta? d?? ??t?e? ???? µa?? f???t????? ?a a?a?aµß????? t?? d???e??? t?? sp?t??? ?p?? a???ß?? ???? ?? ??t?e?, µe f????, µp??????, ???ts???, ß??s?d? ?a? ???a t???.
15. ?? ?esß?e? p??spa???? ?a ?????? ??? t?? ??sµ? gay.
????sta, µ??? p?? de? ??e???eta? ?a ?ataß?????µe t?? ?d?e? s?????? p??sp??e?e? µe t?? St?at? ?a? t?? ?????s?a. ????e?ta?, µ???sta, ?a ?????f???s??µe µe???? flyers µe t? e??? pe??e??µe??:
G??e ???? ?a? µ? se ?a?e?!
????ete ??a µ?a ?µ?da p?? ?a af?sete e?e??e?? t?? d?µ????????t?ta ?a? t?? ea?t? sa?;
????ts?a! ???a µp??e?te ?a apa??a?e?te ap? t?? ?a??µe???? ß?a??? t?? µ???-ap, t?? ste??? ???s?d?? ?a? t?? ????t??????? pap??ts??? ??a t?? ?p????p? sa? ???.
?????a! ???a µp??e?te ?a as?????e?te ?f?ßa µe ta µ?st??? t?? µ???-ap, t?? st??????? ?a? t?? ??ßa? st???t?!
G??e ?a? es? µ???? t?? ?µ?da? p?? ?ata???pte? t??? pa???µ?d?t????? ?????? a?t?? t?? ???????a? ?a? d?e?e???se ??e? t?? d??at?t?te? p?? ??e?? sa? ?????p??.
?? ???? ??G??
G??? ???? ??? T????S ?? ??S??
16. ??? e??a? ??a lesbian bar;
?at’ a???? ??a ?a µpe?? p??pe? ?a ap?de??e?? p?? e?sa? ?esß?a. ?et? ?a d?as??se?? ???????? t? µpa? ????ta? ep??? s?? µe????? de??de? ?e?????a µ?t?a p?? p??spa???? ?a µa?t????? a? e?sa? ?esß?a ? wannabe lesbian ? t? pa??e?? ?esß?a ?a? µet? ?a ?a??et?se?? t?? ?????e?e?a?? f??? p?? p???a?e ap’ ??? ?a? µp??e µ?sa ap? pe?????e?a…
17. ??? a?a??????e? µ?a ?esß?a µ?a ???? ?esß?a;
???s?µ?p??e? t?? ?d?e? µe??d??? µe t? FBI, t?? CIA, t?? Intelligence Service ?a? t?? d??? µa? ???. ???µa, ???s?µ?p????µe d??f??a s?µß??a ? ?????µe piercing se eµfa?? ? ??? ?a? t?s? eµfa?? s?µe?a t?? s?µat?? µa?. ??? µe ??t?te p??, ??? d?se? ???? ?a? de? µp??? ?a ap??a???? t?p?ta.
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