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Keys Recipes
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Christmas Joy Recipe
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 Christmas Joy Recipe
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1/2 cup Hugs -
4 tsp Kisses -
4 cups Love -
1 cup Special Holiday Cheer -
1/2 cup Peace on Earth -
3 tsp Christmas Spirits -
2 cups Goodwill Toward Man -
1 Sprig of Mistletoe -
1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!) -
Mix hugs, kisses, smiles and love until consistent. Blend in holiday cheer, peace on earth, Christmas spirits and good will toward men. Use the mixture to fill a large, warm heart, where it can be stored for a lifetime, (it never goes bad!). Serve as desired under mistletoe, sprinkled liberally with special Christmas Snowflakes. It is especially good when accompanied by Christmas Carols and family get-togethers. Serve to one and all. 
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How To Preserve A Husband
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 First, use care and get one. Not too young but, tender and a healthy growth. Make you selection carefully and let it be final. Otherwise they will not keep. Like wine they improve with age. Do not pickle or put in hot water. This makes them sour. Prepare as follows:
Sweeten with smiles according to variety. The sour, bitter kind are improved by a pinch of salt of common sense. Spice with patience. Wrap well in a mantle of charity. Preserve over a good fire of steady devotion. Serve with peaches and cream. The poorest varieties may be improved by this process and kept for years in any climate.
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How To Preserve Children
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 To preserve childrentake:
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1 large grassy field -
1/2 dozen children -
2 or 3 small dogs -
a pinch of brook and some small pebbles. -
Mix the children and dogs well together and put them in the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the field with flowers, spread over all a deep blue sky, and bake in a hot sun. When thoroughly browned, remove and set to cool in a bath-tub.
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