YOUR NEW NAME

Sometimes when you’ve had a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day – here is your dose…. Follow the instructions to find your funny NEW name. The following idea was taken from a children’s book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for the day…

FIRST NAME: use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name. LAST NAME: use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first part of your new last name. LAST NAME: use the 4th letter of your last name to determine the last part of your new last name. A = Stinky A = Diaper A = head B = Lumpy B = Toilet B = mouth C = Buttercup C = Giggle C = face D = Gidget D = Bubble D = nose E = Crusty E = Girdle E = tush F = Greasy F = Barf F = breath G = Fluffy G = Lizard G = pants H = Cheeseball H = Waffle H = shorts I = Chim-Chim I = Cootie I = lips J = Poopsie J = Monkey J = honker K = Flunky K = Potty K = butt L = Booger L = Liver L = brain M = Pinky M = Banana M = tushie N = Zippy N = Rhino N = chunks O = Goober O = Burger O = hiney P = Doofus P = Hamster P = biscuit Q = Slimy Q = Toad Q = toes R = Loopy R = Gizzard R = buns S = Snotty S = Pizza S = fanny T = Falafel T = Gerbil T = sniffer U = Dorkey U = Chicken U = sprinkles V = Squeezit V = Pickle V = kisser W = Oprah W = Chuckle W = squirt X = Skipper X = Tofu X = humperdink Y = Dinky Y = Gorilla Y = brains Z = Zsa-Zsa Z = Stinker Z = juice