Together with Ahjo-Instituutti INRI organizes training courses to improve this mad world. The program coordinator is Ahjo’s principal Johnny Myller. Currently we offer following opportunities:
Leadership training. World needs leaders! There’s a little tyrant living inside everyone! This course will bring it on, making any booze-oriented airhead into a sharp dressed director.
Bullshitting. Learn yourself the noble art of smalltalk. In today’s world nothing goes phorward without smalltalk. Because of smalltalk this world is going to an end. Learn how to floridate situations for Your benefit!
Hunter’s license. This is easy: we send You pictures of ten birds (common species), and You mail the answers to us. If and when You pass, You’ll be admitted a license to kill.
Birder’s license. Like above, but the test is organised in INRI’s Scifa Lab, where You have two seconds/bird for identification.
Master Of The University-degree. This course is arranged together with appreciated University of Britain and the other Universe. Send an application, we send You the diplom. Do You want it celsiuses or fahrenheits?
The next courses will begin next Thursday at midnight behind the hollow oaktree. Remember to bring all the money You can carry with. Be there or be circle.
More:
Baltic Sea Project - environmental school project
The GLOBE project - environmental school project
Meri-Porin lukio - environmental school
Salainen tiedekunta - oppi kaataa ojasta allikkoon, in finnish
