NEVER BEEN TO TEXAS
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YOU GOT YER COWBOY PANTS AND YER COWBOY HAT
YOU EVEN GOT YERSELF A COWBOY SHIRT ON YER BACK,
OH....... AINT YA SOMETHIN'!
YOU GO OUT DRINKIN' ALMOST EVERY NIGHT
AND IF YOU STAY OUT TOO LATE YOU ALWAYS GET IN A FIGHT,
OH....... AINT YA SOMETHIN'!
BUT I CAN TELL YOU AINT NEVER BEEN TO TEXAS,
AND I BET YOU NEVER DRANK NO LONE STAR BEER.
AND I BET YOU NEVER HAD YERSELF NO TEXAS WOMAN
WHO'D SIT AND WHISPER SWEET THINGS IN YER EAR.
YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO WAYLON JENNING'S SONGS
AND EVERYTIME THEY PLAY ONE YOU SING ALONG,
OH.......AINT YA SOMETHIN'!
YOU CAN DO A WHOLE CAN OF SKOLE WITH JUST ONE PINCH,
AND WHEN YOU GET SICK YOU DONT EVEN FLINCH.
OH.......AINT YA SOMETHIN'!
BUT I CAN TELL YOU AINT NEVER BEEN TO TEXAS,
AND I BET YOU NEVER DRANK NO LONE STAR BEER.
AND I CAN TELL YOU NEVER HAD YERSELF NO TEXAS WOMAN
WHO'D SIT AND WHISPER SWEET THINGS IN YER EAR.
I BETCHA WHEN YOU GET THERE ON THE JUDGEMENT DAY
YOU WALK UP TO THE LORD AND TO THE LORD YOU SAY:
(spoken) "Lord you can't take me yet, there is so much I aint done,
so much I aint seen, Lord I, I, well I......"
I AINT NEVER BEEN TO TEXAS.
AND I AINT NEVER DRANK MYSELF NO LONESTAR BEER,
AND LORD DON'T TAKE ME TILL I GET A TEXAS WOMAN
WHO'LL SIT AND WHISPER SWEET THINGS,
WHO'LL SIT AND WHISPER SWEET THINGS,
WHO'LL SIT AND WHISPER SWEET THINGS IN MY EAR.