DEAD SLIGS DON'T TELL NO LIES
EVEN IF YOU SALT THEM ON JUST ONE SIDE!
I WALKED A LITTLE FURTHER, PULLED DOWN MY HAT,
GOT THAT FEELING TO SMASH A RAT,
LOOKED AROUND, BY A TRASH CAN HE SAT,
LIFTED MY BOOT, CAME DOWN WITH A SPLAT!
SMASHED RATS DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT,
EVEN IF YOU FEED THEM TO YOUR CAT.
SMASHED RATS DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT,
EVEN IF YOU FEED THEM TO YOUR CAT.
DEAD SLUGS DON'T TELL NO LIES,
EVEN IF YOU SALT THEM ON JUST ONE SIDE!
SMASHED RATS DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT,
EVEN IF YOU FEED THEM TO YOUR CAT.
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE!
IF LIFE'S GOT YOU DOWN ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE AT,
JUST PUT ON YOU BOOTS AND GO LOOK FOR A RAT.
IF THAT DON'T MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW YOU ARE BUGGED
GET YOU SOME SALT AND MELT YOU A SLUG!
NOTHING MATCHES THE WONDERMENT
OF WATCHING A SLUG MELT ON THE CEMENT,
UNLESS IT'S THAT FEELING I KNOW
OF HAVING A RAT SQUISH BETWEEN YOURS TOES!
DEAD SLUGS DON'T TELL NO LIES,
EVEN IF YOU SALT THEM ON JUST ONE SIDE!
SMASHED RATS DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S AT.
EVEN IF YOU FEED THEM TO YOUR CAT!
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
DEAD SLUGS!
SMASHED RATS!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE!
