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Email to: Environment Canada

Date Sent: 4/2/2002

Dear Environment Canada,

It is too cold in Calgary. Please increase the temperature to 20
degrees.

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Date Received: 4/3/2002

Good morning,

I agree that it is still too cold. I live in Edmonton and am waiting anxiously for some warmer weather....if only it were as simple as turning up
the thermostat.

Thank you for making me smile....

Posted by: Yves Gagnon

Updated: 4/3/2002

Email to: Internal Revenue Service

Date Sent: 4/4/2002

To whom it may concern:

I have read the IRS policies on outstanding debt and payment options, as well as interest and penalties applied to late missed payments. Thank you for sending me this helpful information.

Based on the attached Federal Income Tax Return, I believe I have an accurate sum of the monies you owe me for the past year. Based on your charts, I have calculated your interest and late payment penalties. The amount in red is total with the missed payment penalty added. Should you send me the total amount from the blue line, I will wave the missed payment penalty, just this once.

Please see your website for payment plan options and forms.

Sincerely,

Conna Dewart

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Date Received: 1/1/2001

Waiting...

Posted by: ConanTheBarbie1

Updated: 4/4/2002

Email to: ConanTheBarbie from "Attract_A_New_Lover"

Date Sent: 4/4/2002

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Date Received: 4/4/2002

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Posted by: ConanTheBarbie1

Updated: 4/4/2002